A woman and her friend are talking over dinner one evening. The woman says to her friend,
"I have started to name my ex-boyfriends after soda. One boyfriend I call 7-Up, because he was seven inches and was always able to get it up. Another I call Mountain Dew, because when he got to the mountain, he always knew what to do".
"And the third...?" asked the friend.
"I call him Jack Daniels" she replies.
"That's not soda, that's hard liquor!"
"Yep."
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